A word has a capacity to totally change, twist and distort the meaning of what we are trying to say.

Like these experiences I had yesterday:

1st:
Me: Uy! Bola ng basketball. Keio, pahiram!
Keio: Eto o. Ingat nga pala. Masakit yan pag nafinger ka nyan.
Me: Whaaaaat?

2nd:
Yoyo: Sheila sayo na lang tong Pringles o.
Sheila: Salamat. Grabe ang hirap naman nitong kainin.
Yoyo: Basta isubo mo na lang.
Everyone: WOOOOOW.

3rd:
Tonton: Haluiin mo na yung egg mo.
Emang: Oo na. Ano ginagawa mo?
Tonton: I am poking your egg.
Emang: Don't touch my egg.
Me: Healthy conversation much. HAHAHA


If I have to live my life hearing these things, I swear I won't be able to stop laughing.